| The Best Damn Wedding Gift Ever! Period!!! |
| Written by Ken | |
| Tuesday, 22 April 2008 | |
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Heck, I myself have attended three receptions with at least another one coming later this year. The thing about guys is, we have no freaking idea what is the best wedding gift to give, especially if we're attending the guy's side of the reception. Most of the items on our list seems to be a big NO-NO for most of our female friends. Don't believe me? Behold!
So, toaster is a popular choice. Besides, almost everybody eats bread, and it's affordable....
Another item hot on our to-buy list, is most definitely the good ole' blender! 
You can use it for cooking preparations. Men can experiment with it for ice-blended and whatnots. And again, if they broke it by grinding the ice, it's not that hard to get another one. Chances are, their wives won't even notice the replaced item...... Next on our appliances list is the refrigerator...... 's down payment! As a prank, my coursemates and I decided to buy the first one amongst us to be married a refrigerator. The catch is, we're gonna 'tong-tong' and pay the down payment only! The installments are the bride & groom's prerogative..... They have been happily married for two months now. 2) Fantasy Items Guys will be guys right? So, why not give the groom a run for his money? Get him a box of PS3.
No, not the console itself, just the box! That way, when he 'throws it out' (read: displays it at the garbage bin), all the neighbourhood kids will definitely be 'sakit hati'. He'll be the talk of the town as the man who owns a PS3! How cool is that? 3) The Real PS3 Ya, sure. If you guys really love each other, then go ahead and buy him the real thing. 
However, most guys agree that getting the groom a PS3 is not the best of ideas.
Why? Some believe it to be a relationship-breaker. The rationale is, the guys would then be too occupied with the awesome PS3 games and wouldn't be 'interested' in the wife instead. In other words, we might just turn the guy into the slob he formally was. Instead of cracking our heads to find something that are suitable to both bride and groom, why not instead give them a pre-loaded gift card? That way, they can take their newlywed ar$*$ to Harvey Normann, IKEA and whatnots, and buy it themselves. Otherwise the good ole' cash in a packet works all the time. We opted for this instead of the original refrigerator plan in (2). So yea, those were the things we normally give as wedding gifts. Until we came across 'THE BEST DAMN WEDDING GIFT EVER! PERIOD!!!!'
no, we're not pulling your legs.
So, the next wedding invite we get, ladies, you're welcome! *All logos are copyrights of the respective owner.
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